Spreadsheet Survivors

70 achievements

Ultra Rare×30

Very Rare×10

Rare×10

Uncommon×4

Common×16

About Spreadsheet Survivors's achievements

Spreadsheet Survivors has 70 Steam achievements, 30 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Disposable Income", earned by just 3.0% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

3.0%

of players earned "Disposable Income"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Spreadsheet Survivors achievements

70 achievements

Disposable Income

Blow $25,000 on LinkedOut nonsense (lifetime).

Ultra Rare3.0%

Inbox Zero

Defeat all four stages' final bosses.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Salaried in Perpetuity

Survive 30 minutes in Endless mode.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Request Edit Access

Defeat The Owner (Legacy Document).

Ultra Rare3.0%

Paste Special

Defeat The Relocator (Cloud Sheet).

Ultra Rare3.0%

Maybe Later

Defeat Trial Expired (Product Activation).

Ultra Rare3.0%

Mind the Gap

Survive 5 firewall sweeps in one Product Activation run.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Aggressive Accounting

Win a run with under 15 HP remaining.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Bear Market

Take a hit from the volatility line. It was inevitable.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Keep Both Changes

Defeat the Merge Conflict mid-boss.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Wiggle the Mouse

Defeat the Screensaver mid-boss.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Genuine Advantage

Destroy the Activation Server and its License Tokens.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Org Chart

Play as all 8 employees (lifetime).

Ultra Rare3.0%

Overtime

Survive 10 minutes in Endless mode.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Time and a Half

Survive 20 minutes in Endless mode.

Ultra Rare3.0%

To The Moon

Hold a BullSheet position up 50% or more.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Spreadsheet Tycoon

Earn $1,000,000 lifetime. The board is nervous.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Did More With Less

Beat the Balance Sheet with turrets costing 25% more. Finance shed a single, proud tear.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Buffering…

Survived 5:00 on Legacy at −20% movement. The authentic 2003 experience.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Living Dangerously

Reached 10:00 on Product Activation with half your invincibility frames revoked.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Load-Bearing

Survived to 12:00 on Product Activation with the firewall at three faster sweeps a minute. You found every gap.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Handle With Care

Beat the Balance Sheet taking +50% damage from everything. Stress-tested. Asterisk earned.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Employee of the Month (All of Them)

Earned every other award. The cabinet is full. Your desk is not bigger.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Musical Chairs

Survived to 10:00 on Legacy without ever standing still. Dynamic posture, confirmed by Facilities.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Manual Labor

Hit Level 10 on Legacy with a half-working magnet. You walked for every single orb.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Move Fast, Break Things

Beat the Cloud Sheet with the errors on full hustle-culture energy.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Unconditional

Reached 10:00 on the Cloud Sheet with =IF() deprecated. No conditions. No slows. No regrets, officially.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Austerity Measures

Survived to 12:00 on Legacy with all cash drops halved. The ledger now says it was possible. Sorry.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Unregistered

Beat Product Activation earning $0 passive income. Genuinely Advantaged. Unbothered.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Running On Fumes

Survived to 10:00 on the Cloud Sheet with morale capped at 60%. HR logged it as self-care.

Ultra Rare3.0%

Exceeded PIP Goals

Recover from under 10 HP back to full in one run.

Very Rare6.0%

Recurring Meeting

Retry three runs in a row.

Very Rare6.0%

Walk It Off

Held the Balance Sheet to 10:00 with HP regen disabled. Compliance noted it. Filed it. Did nothing.

Very Rare6.0%

Open Floor Plan

Beat the Balance Sheet with every turret's range cut 25%. You heard everything everyone said. Everyone.

Very Rare6.0%

Paycheck to Paycheck

Finish a run with under $20 unspent.

Very Rare9.0%

Single Point of Failure

Win a run using only one formula type.

Very Rare9.0%

Six Figures

Earn $100,000 across all runs (lifetime).

Very Rare9.0%

Ctrl+Z Hero

Retry from game-over via Ctrl+Z.

Very Rare12.1%

Looks Busy

Use the Boss Button 5 times in one run.

Very Rare12.1%

Reply-All Incident

Open the Inlook inbox 10 times.

Very Rare12.1%

Thought Leader

Post on LinkedOut for the first time.

Rare15.1%

Custodial Engineer

Finish a Desktop Janitor shift (the desktop melts down).

Rare15.1%

Paper Hands

Sell a BullSheet position at a loss.

Rare15.1%

Net Short

Open a short position on BullSheet.

Rare18.1%

Burnout

Die within the first 60 seconds. Take it easy.

Rare21.2%

Caffeine Dependent

Pause 5 times in a single run.

Rare21.2%

Materially Unqualified

Defeat The Auditor (Balance Sheet).

Rare21.2%

Pack Rat

Finish a run with $5,000+ unspent.

Rare21.2%

Promotion Material

Defeat the Final Audit boss.

Rare21.2%

Hide The Tab

Use the Boss Button at least once.

Rare27.2%

Top of Band

Reach the Level 20 cap in a single run.

Uncommon33.3%

Talking to the Paperclip

Bother the menu assistant 5 times.

Uncommon39.3%

The 401(k)

Earn $10,000 lifetime.

Uncommon45.4%

Off By a Penny

Defeat the Rounding Error mid-boss.

Uncommon45.4%

Mythical Status

Reach Level 15 in a single run.

Common51.5%

Procurement Review

Spend $3,000 on formulas in one run.

Common54.5%

Resignation Letter

Quit a run from the pause menu.

Common54.5%

Audit Pass

Defeat 5 Audit mini-bosses lifetime.

Common60.6%

Untouchable

Go 2 minutes without taking a hit in one run.

Common60.6%

After Hours

Toggle dark mode at least once.

Common63.6%

Auto-Saved

Survive 5 filter events in one run.

Common63.6%

Hidden Talent

Survive 3 hide events in one run.

Common63.6%

Synergy Champion

Reach Level 10 in a single run.

Common63.6%

Coffee Break

Pause the game for the first time.

Common66.6%

Spreadsheet Sensei

Resolve 500 anomalies lifetime.

Common66.6%

Bean Counter

Resolve 100 anomalies in a single run.

Common69.6%

Cha-Ching

Earn $1,000 in a single run.

Common69.6%

Pivot, Don't Panic

Place all 4 turret types in one run.

Common69.6%

Cells Under Management

Place 25 turrets in a single run.

Common72.7%

First Day on the Job

Start your first run.

Common81.8%