Uptime: A Cloud Provider Sim

Uptime: A Cloud Provider Sim

15 achievements

Ultra Rare×11

Very Rare×1

Rare×2

Common×1

About Uptime: A Cloud Provider Sim's achievements

Uptime: A Cloud Provider Sim has 15 Steam achievements, 6 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Light Speed", earned by just 0.1% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

0.1%

of players earned "Light Speed"

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Easy → Brutal

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All Uptime: A Cloud Provider Sim achievements

15 achievements

A Thousand Hosts

Run a fleet of 1,000 hosts at once.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Megawatt

Cross one megawatt of provisioned power.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Terabit

Light up one terabit of WAN capacity.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Off the Floor

Run at least 8 data cables with none draped on the floor.

Ultra Rare0.0%

r/cableporn

Get a fully-cabled rack to a neatness score of 95.

Ultra Rare0.0%

Light Speed

Push 100 Gbps of aggregate egress.

Ultra Rare0.1%

Rode It Out

Survive a market-shock event without going broke.

Ultra Rare0.2%

A Thousand Tenants

Serve 1,000 active customers at once.

Ultra Rare0.4%

Cathedral

Keep every cabled rack on site at 90+ average neatness.

Ultra Rare0.4%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare0.4%

???

Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Ultra Rare0.9%

Petabyte Mover

Move a petabyte of traffic in a single run.

Very Rare10.1%

One Big Pipe

Bond a single logical link to 100 Gbps.

Rare15.3%

A Hundred Tenants

Serve 100 active customers at once.

Rare25.7%

Sub-Five

Resolve a customer-impacting incident in under five minutes.

Common64.5%