Calm Down, Stalin

Calm Down, Stalin

16 achievements

Ultra Rare×5

Very Rare×2

Rare×3

Uncommon×1

Common×5

About Calm Down, Stalin's achievements

Calm Down, Stalin has 16 Steam achievements, 5 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Just in time", earned by just 3.3% of players. Across 3 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 5 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

3.3%

of players earned "Just in time"

SteamVault 100%s

3

members fully completed it

Median to 100%

5h

typical time to full completion

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Calm Down, Stalin achievements

16 achievements

Just in time

Complete the game with no more than 2 optional levels

Ultra Rare3.3%

Tireless

Improve the Tiredness by 50% on one level

Ultra Rare3.4%

The Endless Politician

Earn 10,000 score in the Endless mode.

Ultra Rare3.4%

The Endless Mastered

Survive the Endless mode for 4 minutes.

Ultra Rare4.5%

Stateman

Improve the State Integrity by 45% on one level

Ultra Rare4.7%

Socialism in One Country

Complete the last level

Very Rare7.6%

The Stampin'

Unlock the Stamps

Very Rare11.6%

The Lenin'

Unlock the Lenin Bust

Rare15.3%

The Buzzin'

Unlock the Fly

Rare20.7%

The Punchin'

Unlock the Punching Bag

Rare29.8%

The Bangin'

Unlock the Gun

Uncommon43.0%

...or a necessity?

Unlock the flagposts

Common54.6%

The Drinkin'

Unlock the Vodka

Common58.5%

Just a decoration...

Unlock the painting

Common66.7%

The Glowin'

Unlock the Lamp

Common77.7%

The Ringin'

Unlock the Phone

Common91.0%