Smack Your Balls

Smack Your Balls

33 achievements
Ultra Rareร—8
Very Rareร—8
Rareร—6
Uncommonร—6
Commonร—5

About Smack Your Balls's achievements

Smack Your Balls has 33 Steam achievements. The rarest is "Hundred Grand Slap", earned by just 7.1% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
7.1%
of players earned "Hundred Grand Slap"

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All Smack Your Balls achievements

33 achievements
Class Act
Class Act
Keep it classic. Keep it attached.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Blitzed Nuts
Blitzed Nuts
Three minutes of highly concentrated poor decisions.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Endless Love
Endless Love
Five minutes later and somehow you're still doing this.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Master of the Sack
Master of the Sack
Few have trained this hard. Fewer will admit it.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Balls of Steel
Balls of Steel
S rank. The legends were true.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Six Figures of Pain
Six Figures of Pain
A hundred thousand points of professional sack management.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Mecha Mitt
Mecha Mitt
Unlock the Robot Hand. The future of sack care is here.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Weekly Whacker
Weekly Whacker
Complete 7 different Daily Sacks. Commitment has consequences.
Ultra Rare0.0%
Hundred Grand Slap
Hundred Grand Slap
Six figures. Zero regrets.
Very Rare7.1%
New Hand, Who Dis?
New Hand, Who Dis?
Unlock a new care hand through Timed Challenge progression.
Very Rare7.1%
Survived the Sack
Survived the Sack
The sack lived to fight another day.
Very Rare7.1%
Daily Dose
Daily Dose
The doctor did not prescribe this.
Very Rare7.1%
Ball Apprentice
Ball Apprentice
Not bad. The sack acknowledges your effort.
Very Rare7.1%
Sack Specialist
Sack Specialist
You are now alarmingly competent at this.
Very Rare7.1%
Sack to the Future
Sack to the Future
Where we're going we don't need dignity.
Very Rare14.2%
Leather Touch
Leather Touch
Unlock the Leather Glove. Classy hands for questionable work.
Very Rare14.2%
Slap Happy
Slap Happy
Ten in a row. Your ancestors felt that one.
Rare21.4%
Combo Chaos
Combo Chaos
Twenty-five straight hits without losing the rhythm.
Rare21.4%
Balls to the Wall
Balls to the Wall
Subtlety was never an option.
Rare21.4%
Minute Man
Minute Man
Give it everything you've got until the clock says stop.
Rare21.4%
Critical Assets
Critical Assets
Saved them at the last possible moment.
Rare21.4%
Event Horizon
Event Horizon
Five disasters entered. The sack remained.
Rare28.5%
BAH GAWD!
BAH GAWD!
Hit hard enough to make the announcer table nervous.
Uncommon42.8%
Smooth Operator
Smooth Operator
So smooth it should have its own theme music.
Uncommon42.8%
Powder to the People
Powder to the People
Deploy the tactical powder.
Uncommon50.0%
Full Service
Full Service
No shortcuts. Give the sack the complete treatment.
Uncommon50.0%
Bone Dry
Bone Dry
Mission accomplished. Moisture has left the building.
Uncommon50.0%
Multiplying Problems
Multiplying Problems
The numbers are getting dangerously large.
Uncommon50.0%
First Contact
First Contact
Land your first legitimate smack.
Common57.1%
Towel Service
Towel Service
Give the boys a proper dry-off.
Common57.1%
Fan Club
Fan Club
Cool the crowd. And the pouch.
Common57.1%
Buzz Kill
Buzz Kill
Take a little off the top. And the bottom.
Common57.1%
Tickled Pink
Tickled Pink
Comfort through questionable feather technology.
Common57.1%