Happy Birthday, Bernard

Happy Birthday, Bernard

10 achievements

Ultra Rare×2

Very Rare×8

About Happy Birthday, Bernard's achievements

Happy Birthday, Bernard has 10 Steam achievements, 2 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Input-Perfect", earned by just 4.0% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

4.0%

of players earned "Input-Perfect"

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Difficulty—

Easy → Brutal

Enjoyment—

Meh → Loved it

Grindiness—

No grind → Huge grind

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All Happy Birthday, Bernard achievements

10 achievements

Input-Perfect

Beat the final adult island on the right fork in under 27 seconds.

Ultra Rare4.0%

The Extra Mile

Finish the game with all the islands beaten.

Ultra Rare4.6%

Difficult Strats

Beat the sixth island without refilling your watering can.

Very Rare5.3%

First To The Top

Beat the first adult island on the right fork before any leaves leave the top of the screen.

Very Rare6.0%

I Might Get Thirsty

Finish the game with water still in your can.

Very Rare6.0%

Kaizo Bernard

On the fourth adult island, jump directly from the dead-wood block to the entrance of the cave and back again, without planting a seed.

Very Rare7.3%

The High Road

Beat the fourth teen island after standing on the right-most platform.

Very Rare8.0%

Older But Not Wiser

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Very Rare8.0%

Harder Than Winning

Fail on the first level.

Very Rare8.6%

I Might Get Hungry

Don't waste any bread in the duck minigame.

Very Rare12.6%