Do Not Feed the Monkeys

33 achievements

Ultra Rare×2

Very Rare×15

Rare×7

Uncommon×7

Common×2

About Do Not Feed the Monkeys's achievements

Do Not Feed the Monkeys has 33 Steam achievements, 2 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Tarsius amazonius", earned by just 4.0% of players. Across 11 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 13 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

4.0%

of players earned "Tarsius amazonius"

SteamVault 100%s

members fully completed it

Median to 100%

13h

typical time to full completion

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All Do Not Feed the Monkeys achievements

33 achievements

Tarsius amazonius

Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.

Ultra Rare4.0%

Aotus televisibus

They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.

Ultra Rare4.1%

Papio stellaris

Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.

Very Rare5.1%

Mandrillus collector major

Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.

Very Rare5.7%

Callimico oviparus

The only primates capable of laying eggs.

Very Rare6.0%

Hylobates silensis

The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.

Very Rare6.0%

Mandrillus lupus

They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.

Very Rare6.8%

Lepilemur poopoo

The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.

Very Rare6.9%

Pongo lostintranslansis

They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.

Very Rare7.1%

Aotus chauffeurii

They hate moving around the jungle on foot.

Very Rare7.9%

Propithecus molli

Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.

Very Rare8.2%

Cebus smilenis

These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.

Very Rare8.7%

Gorilla clubensis major

The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

Very Rare9.9%

Mandrillus collector medus

Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.

Very Rare10.2%

Microcebus nudensis

They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty .

Very Rare11.3%

Colobus express

Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.

Very Rare12.7%

Allocebus darwiniana

Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

Very Rare12.8%

Mandrillus collector minor

Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.

Rare19.3%

Galago cholesterolus

Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

Rare20.8%

Lemur wylonii major

Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

Rare20.8%

Colobus corsarii

They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

Rare21.1%

Prebytis freedonius

They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

Rare21.5%

Lemur wylonii vulgaris

Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

Rare25.6%

Gorilla clubensis medus

Very obedient and very helpful primates.

Rare28.7%

Hapalemur dolarii

They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.

Uncommon30.3%

Lemur wylonii medus

Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.

Uncommon33.3%

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Uncommon34.5%

Ateles pencilianus

Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.

Uncommon35.5%

Petterus supermegafan

They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.

Uncommon38.5%

Mandrillus barfii

Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.

Uncommon46.1%

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Uncommon47.9%

Gorilla clubensis minor

Obedient and helpful primates.

Common52.8%

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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil

Common68.2%