Desert Child

Desert Child

23 achievements
Ultra Rare×17
Very Rare×5
Uncommon×1

About Desert Child's achievements

Desert Child has 23 Steam achievements, 17 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Hello, this is Pablo", earned by just 2.5% of players. 1 SteamVault member has 100%-completed it so far. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
2.5%
of players earned "Hello, this is Pablo"
SteamVault 100%s
1
member fully completed it

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Difficulty—
Easy → Brutal
Enjoyment—
Meh → Loved it
Grindiness—
No grind → Huge grind
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All Desert Child achievements

23 achievements
Hello, this is Pablo
Hello, this is Pablo
Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
Ultra Rare2.5%
Vicious
Vicious
Fend off the police without being shot.
Ultra Rare2.8%
THIS is REAL fun
THIS is REAL fun
Chill for over an hour
Ultra Rare2.8%
Bean Machine
Bean Machine
Eat all the bean types
Ultra Rare2.9%
Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
Ultra Rare2.9%
The Martian is a bad movie
The Martian is a bad movie
Survive a full month on Mars.
Ultra Rare3.2%
Tony Jones
Tony Jones
Buy every newspaper
Ultra Rare3.5%
Smarter than smoking
Smarter than smoking
Never buy cigarettes.
Ultra Rare3.5%
Good morning videogames!
Good morning videogames!
Start a new game plus
Ultra Rare3.7%
C.R.E.A.M.
C.R.E.A.M.
Phone mom for a loan
Ultra Rare3.9%
The stones on this guy
The stones on this guy
Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
Ultra Rare4.1%
Root Vegetables
Root Vegetables
Beat the game
Ultra Rare4.1%
Moriyama-san
Moriyama-san
Complete your record collection
Ultra Rare4.2%
The absolute madman
The absolute madman
Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike
Ultra Rare4.2%
Old
Old
Have over $9000
Ultra Rare4.8%
Mr. Bean
Mr. Bean
Eat 5 bean types.
Ultra Rare4.9%
1991
1991
Collect all the secret tapes
Ultra Rare5.0%
Nice
Nice
Have 69% hunger.
Very Rare5.5%
Aquaman talks to water, not fish
Aquaman talks to water, not fish
Buy fish from the fishermen
Very Rare7.8%
Well... this is low
Well... this is low
Successfully rob a bike on the street
Very Rare9.2%
I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
Eat a snack pack without throwing up
Very Rare9.3%
World’s fastest pizza
World’s fastest pizza
Take a pizza delivery job.
Very Rare10.4%
Two Baboons at once
Two Baboons at once
Destroy two enemies at the same time
Uncommon39.8%