Love Esquire - RPG/Dating Sim/Visual Novel

131 achievements

Ultra Rare×18

Very Rare×30

Rare×35

Uncommon×26

Common×22

About Love Esquire - RPG/Dating Sim/Visual Novel's achievements

Love Esquire - RPG/Dating Sim/Visual Novel has 131 Steam achievements, 18 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "U Jelly?", earned by just 2.0% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

2.0%

of players earned "U Jelly?"

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All Love Esquire - RPG/Dating Sim/Visual Novel achievements

131 achievements

U Jelly?

Unlock all the jealousy scenes of all the girls

Ultra Rare2.0%

Very Special: Giselle

Unlock all of Giselle's special scenes in one playthrough

Ultra Rare2.2%

Very Special: Amy

Unlock all of Amy's special scenes in one playthrough

Ultra Rare2.3%

Masochist

Obtain all the bad endings

Ultra Rare2.3%

Very Special: Kamala

Unlock all of Kamala's special scenes in one playthrough

Ultra Rare2.4%

Click Me Baby One More Time!

Discover all hidden background animations

Ultra Rare2.5%

Sister-zoned

Get Amy's friendship ending

Ultra Rare2.6%

Very Special: Beatrice

Unlock all of Beatrice's special scenes in one playthrough

Ultra Rare2.6%

The Dance of Three Souls

Get Kamala's special "jealousy" scene with Beatrice

Ultra Rare2.6%

Very Special: Vel

Unlock all of Vel's special scenes in one playthrough

Ultra Rare3.0%

Queen of Thorns

Get Beatrice's bad ending

Ultra Rare4.1%

The Hammer Falls

Get Vel's bad ending

Ultra Rare4.1%

Shadiyya

Get Kamala's friendship ending

Ultra Rare4.3%

Friends In High Places

Get Beatrice's friendship ending

Ultra Rare4.4%

Forgive Me...

Get Kamala's bad ending

Ultra Rare4.4%

Got Your Back!

Get Vel's friendship ending

Ultra Rare4.5%

Cheers! Part 2

Get the alternate version of Vel's birthday scene

Ultra Rare4.7%

Relapse

Get Giselle's bad ending

Ultra Rare4.8%

A Fool's Demise

Get Amy's bad ending

Very Rare5.1%

Friendship Is Magic

Get Giselle's friendship ending

Very Rare5.5%

Holy Cow!

Discover Bessy's secret

Very Rare5.6%

The Creation of Waifus

The fertility god saw his harem, and said that it was good.

Very Rare5.6%

Best Squire Ever

Get Hugh's bad ending

Very Rare5.9%

Totally a Bad Ending

We lost the war. Well, that sucks...

Very Rare6.8%

Philosopher Stone: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Very Rare7.2%

Got Milk?

Milk Bessy 100 Times

Very Rare8.0%

Philosopher Stone: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Very Rare8.3%

Cheers!

Celebrate Vel's birthday

Very Rare8.4%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Very Rare8.4%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Very Rare8.7%

Philosopher Stone: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Very Rare8.7%

Firebird Feather: Kamala

Give Kamala the rare item, Firebird Feather

Very Rare8.8%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Very Rare8.9%

Firebird Feather: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Firebird Feather

Very Rare9.1%

Firebird Feather: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Firebird Feather

Very Rare9.2%

Philosopher Stone: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Very Rare9.5%

Hugh Ambush!

Bros before hoes!

Very Rare9.7%

Philosopher Stone: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Very Rare10.0%

Make It Rain

Earn at least 15000 gold (net) in one playthrough from campaigning (normal mode)

Very Rare10.4%

Noob!

Die 10 times in campaign in one playthrough

Very Rare10.4%

Firebird Feather: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Firebird Feather

Very Rare10.7%

Firebird Feather: Giselle

Give Giselle the rare item, Firebird Feather

Very Rare10.8%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Amy

Give Amy the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Very Rare12.2%

Lady of the Lake Fish: Vel

Give Vel the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Very Rare13.3%

Nice Boat

Get Kamala's romance ending

Very Rare14.1%

Fertility Day Date: Vel

Take Vel on a Fertility Day date

Very Rare14.3%

One Step Ahead

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's third arc in one playthrough

Very Rare14.5%

Fertility Day Date: Kamala

Take Kamala on a Fertility Day date

Very Rare14.8%

Let's Ditch This Party!

Celebrate Beatrice's birthday

Rare15.1%

Between Two Worlds

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's fourth arc in one playthrough

Rare15.1%

Fertility Day Date: Beatrice

Take Beatrice on a Fertility Day date

Rare15.1%

Fertility Day Date: Giselle

Take Giselle on a Fertility Day date

Rare15.2%

Love Bug

Get Vel's romance ending

Rare15.4%

Medical History

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's third arc in one playthrough

Rare16.8%

Her Priceless Gift

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's fourth arc in one playthrough

Rare17.1%

The Best Medicine

Get Giselle's romance ending

Rare17.1%

In This Lonely Place We Call Home

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's third arc in one playthrough

Rare17.3%

Ocarina: Kamala

Give Kamala the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

Rare17.3%

A Kingdom Divided

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's fourth arc in one playthrough

Rare17.5%

Beneath the Armor

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's second arc in one playthrough

Rare17.9%

Ocarina: Giselle

Give Giselle the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

Rare18.2%

Ocarina: Vel

Give Vel the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

Rare18.3%

Ocarina: Beatrice

Give Beatrice the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

Rare18.5%

Convalesence

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's fourth arc in one playthrough

Rare18.6%

Royal Treatment

Get Beatrice's romance ending

Rare19.2%

A Diplomat Like Me!

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's second arc in one playthrough

Rare20.2%

Tarot Reading

Trigger all of Serena's Special Scenes

Rare21.7%

Fertility Day Date: Amy

Take Amy on a Fertility Day date

Rare21.9%

Turbulent Times

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's third arc in one playthrough

Rare23.2%

But At What Cost?

Obtain the rare item: Philosopher's Stone

Rare23.2%

Lady of the Lake: Kamala

Choose Kamala for Lady of the Lake

Rare23.5%

Lady of the Lake: Vel

Choose Vel for Lady of the Lake

Rare23.8%

Lady of the Lake: Giselle

Choose Giselle for Lady of the Lake

Rare24.2%

Naughty Squire

Tsk, tsk! You made someone jealous...

Rare24.6%

I Loot the Air!

You looted... absolutely nothing!

Rare25.0%

Ocarina: Amy

Give Amy the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

Rare25.0%

Lady of the Lake: Beatrice

Choose Beatrice for Lady of the Lake

Rare25.1%

A Farm To Come Home To

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's fourth arc in one playthrough

Rare25.4%

Rehabilitation

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's second arc in one playthrough

Rare26.0%

Moist!

Let the lustpocalypse, begin!

Rare26.0%

The Bane of Bandits!

Meet Varetear

Rare26.0%

Blooming Romance

Get Amy's romance ending

Rare27.1%

Resurrection Not Included

Obtain the rare item: Firebird Feather

Rare28.9%

A Mysterious Bottle

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's third arc in one playthrough

Uncommon30.1%

Board Games and Birthdays

Celebrate Giselle's birthday

Uncommon30.2%

Speed Dating

Beat the game in three months. Whoa! That speed!

Uncommon30.4%

The TRUE Final boss

Find out Boss's real name

Uncommon30.7%

Jumpin' Lady of the Lake Fish!

Obtain the rare item: Lady of the Lake Fish

Uncommon30.9%

Open The Gates!

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's second arc in one playthrough

Uncommon32.9%

Letters from Home

Celebrate Kamala's birthday

Uncommon35.3%

Godly Hands

Loot 10000 gold in 1 turn (normal mode)

Uncommon36.5%

Here Comes the Money!

Spend a total of 2000 gold at Serena's Shop in one playthrough

Uncommon36.5%

A Princess And Her People

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's first arc in one playthrough

Uncommon38.2%

Lady of the Lake: Amy

Choose Amy for Lady of the Lake

Uncommon38.2%

Godly Heals

Heal Hugh for 60 HP in 1 turn (normal mode)

Uncommon38.3%

Godly Damage

Deal 200 damage to one monster in one attack (normal mode)

Uncommon39.7%

Ocarina of Love

Hey, listen! You've obtained the Ocarina of Love!

Uncommon40.3%

Boss Rush

Finish the whole campaign in normal mode

Uncommon40.4%

Caerulian Nights

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's first arc in one playthrough

Uncommon40.9%

I am an intellectual — a freethinker!

Maximize your intelligence (normal mode)

Uncommon41.7%

Squirely gains, bro!

Maximize your strength (normal mode)

Uncommon42.0%

A New Challenger Appears!

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's first arc in one playthrough

Uncommon42.1%

My Little Sister Can't be this Nosy!

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's second arc in one playthrough

Uncommon42.7%

Clinical Research

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's first arc in one playthrough

Uncommon42.9%

Smooth Criminal

Defeat Varetear in campaign normal mode

Uncommon43.1%

For Caerulia!

We won! Take that, Gegners!

Uncommon43.4%

I'm sexy and I know it!

Maximize your charisma (normal mode)

Uncommon43.4%

Was that really necessary?

Use Cheer on just one monster. Talk about overkill.

Uncommon46.1%

Barrier Break

Use loot to remove an enemy barrier

Uncommon47.3%

Meeting by Moonlight

Celebrate Amy's birthday

Common50.1%

Big Bad Bork

Defeat the Vagabork in campaign normal mode

Common51.8%

All Your Loot Belong to Us!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Loot

Common52.6%

Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Heal

Common54.5%

Weird Flex, but Okay!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Taunt

Common55.7%

Mega Sword Breakerrrrr!

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Cheer

Common55.8%

A+ Squire!

Perform well during one Hugh's monthly checks

Common59.3%

Caerulian Pie

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's first arc in one playthrough

Common59.9%

Git Gud!

Lose a campaign

Common60.0%

NICE!

Killed 69 monsters in one playthrough... Nice!

Common63.7%

Sweet Sweet Vengeance

Defeat the Masterinq in campaign normal mode

Common67.0%

The Big Boss

You met Boss. Cheers!

Common72.2%

Best Support Ever

Heal Hugh when he's at max HP.

Common73.5%

Magic Potion 69

You met Serena. Magical!

Common74.6%

Wabba Lubba Dub Dub!

You met Pamu. Moist!

Common76.1%

Sharing is Caring

You gave someone a gift! Sweet! Now just a hundred more to go.

Common80.4%

Time to Grind!

Start your first campaign

Common84.2%

The Princess of Alkos

You met Kamala! Her gems are bountiful!

Common84.3%

Hello, Nurse!

You met Giselle! Check-up time!

Common84.4%

Get Back to Work!

You met Beatrice! Now get back to work, peasant!

Common87.2%

Gobshite!

You met Vel! Don't call her a shrimp!

Common87.2%

Amy Ambush!

You met Amy! Hardest achievement to get!

Common93.8%