Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1)

55 achievements

Ultra Rare×6

Very Rare×13

Rare×21

Uncommon×10

Common×5

About Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1)'s achievements

Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) has 55 Steam achievements, 6 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Gotta Got 'Em All", earned by just 2.1% of players. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement

2.1%

of players earned "Gotta Got 'Em All"

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All Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) achievements

55 achievements

Gotta Got 'Em All

Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"

Ultra Rare2.1%

Speed Demon

Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.

Ultra Rare2.1%

Desperate Times

Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.

Ultra Rare2.2%

Project Runway

Collect every costume.

Ultra Rare2.5%

Burned By Bernie

Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.

Ultra Rare2.8%

Lost Prophet

Find every Jesus.

Ultra Rare4.1%

A Bushy Tale

Listen to the Bush's tragic story.

Very Rare5.1%

Locker Stalker

Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.

Very Rare5.3%

PermaPeeper

Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.

Very Rare5.8%

Survivalist

Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.

Very Rare6.7%

Judge A Book By Its Cover

Learn about 30 different library book titles.

Very Rare6.8%

Back In My Day

Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.

Very Rare7.3%

Die Of Boredom

Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.

Very Rare7.7%

Chill Out

Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.

Very Rare8.3%

Freaky Flasher

Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.

Very Rare9.0%

Coming Clean

Find Señor Cleanfist.

Very Rare9.5%

The World Can Wait

Complete all optional sidequests.

Very Rare10.4%

Distraction With Action

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.

Very Rare12.0%

The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.

Very Rare13.9%

Pummeling Puffs

Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.

Rare15.8%

Don't Slurp That

Give a condom to a boy in need.

Rare16.9%

Puny Express

Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.

Rare17.5%

Creepy Peepy Boy

Gain access to the girl's locker room.

Rare17.6%

Jeremiah 29:12

Convince someone that you're God.

Rare22.6%

Third Wheel

Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.

Rare22.7%

Marriage Counselor

Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.

Rare24.0%

Your Lemons Suck

Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink

Rare25.1%

Mission Impassable

Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.

Rare26.1%

Eye For Detail

Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.

Rare26.1%

A Long Road Ahead

Complete Chapter 1.

Rare26.1%

Blue Shirted Eye Grabber

Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.

Rare26.2%

Look Ma, I Can Fly!

Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.

Rare26.3%

Blue Brailles

Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.

Rare27.0%

Mission Permission

Forge a signature on the permission slip.

Rare27.4%

Chick'n Coop

Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.

Rare27.5%

Juvenile Delinquent

Get arrested.

Rare28.2%

Send Nudes

Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.

Rare28.6%

Operation Intrude n313

Sneak into Golden Haze.

Rare29.3%

Every Town Has An Elm Street

Find a nightmarish costume.

Rare29.3%

Hobo Habitat

Give Hobo Moe a new home.

Rare30.0%

My Girl

Get rid of the wasp nest.

Uncommon30.7%

Get To Know Shark Dad

Have a conversation with Shark Dad.

Uncommon31.7%

Printer Pal

Fix Grandma's printer.

Uncommon31.9%

Huff The Magic Dragon

Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.

Uncommon35.0%

Scarred For Life

Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.

Uncommon35.5%

Ready For Rod

Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.

Uncommon38.0%

About Damn Time

Return overdue book to librarian.

Uncommon41.7%

Rope-A-Dope

Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.

Uncommon42.4%

Distraction With Attraction

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.

Uncommon48.1%

Guerilla Marketer

Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.

Uncommon49.6%

Locker Blocker

Get access to your locker.

Common62.1%

Hoochaholic

Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.

Common65.9%

Hurt Me More

Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.

Common69.3%

Not So Permanent After All

Alter your permanent record.

Common76.9%

Participation Award

Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!

Common89.9%