YOU DON’T KNOW JACK®

YOU DON’T KNOW JACK®

33 achievements
Ultra Rare×11
Very Rare×10
Rare×2
Uncommon×5
Common×5

About YOU DON’T KNOW JACK®'s achievements

YOU DON’T KNOW JACK® has 33 Steam achievements, 11 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "Back Taxes", earned by just 0.8% of players. 1 SteamVault member has 100%-completed it so far. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
0.8%
of players earned "Back Taxes"
SteamVault 100%s
1
member fully completed it

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All YOU DON’T KNOW JACK® achievements

33 achievements
Back Taxes
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
Ultra Rare0.8%
Perfect Attendance
Perfect Attendance
Play Episodes 1-73
Ultra Rare2.1%
Slack Attack
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
Ultra Rare2.5%
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
Ultra Rare3.0%
Unicorn
Unicorn
Achieve highest gamer rating
Ultra Rare3.1%
Vidiot Savant
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
Ultra Rare3.7%
1,000,000aire!
1,000,000aire!
Earn $1000000 lifetime
Ultra Rare4.1%
One Teat Short of an Udder
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve second-highest rating
Ultra Rare4.5%
Turncoat
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Ultra Rare4.6%
Film in Your Brain
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)
Ultra Rare4.8%
Jack Attack Dog
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game
Ultra Rare4.9%
Consolation Prize
Consolation Prize
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
Very Rare6.0%
Mouth-Breather
Mouth-Breather
Achieve third-highest rating achievement
Very Rare6.4%
The Game's Half Empty
The Game's Half Empty
Play Episodes 1-37
Very Rare6.7%
The Game's Half Full
The Game's Half Full
Play Episodes 1-36
Very Rare6.9%
Phatty
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)
Very Rare7.4%
DisOrDash
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
Very Rare7.8%
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
Very Rare8.4%
Beast Master
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)
Very Rare9.4%
500,000aire!
500,000aire!
Earn $500000 lifetime
Very Rare9.7%
Living in the Past
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)
Very Rare13.6%
Social Outcast
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
Rare17.5%
Smelt the Roses
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
Rare18.7%
Overconsumer
Overconsumer
Listen to all commercials after one episode
Uncommon33.8%
Great Crowd
Great Crowd
Laugh at a an easy joke
Uncommon35.6%
Taking It from Behind
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game
Uncommon35.9%
DisorDat Destroyer
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
Uncommon39.5%
100,000aire!
100,000aire!
Earn $100000 lifetime
Uncommon39.5%
My First Time
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
Common50.5%
Genius for a Day
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
Common53.1%
Button Banger
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Common65.0%
DisOrDat Participation Award
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
Common89.5%
It's Just More of This
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
Common90.2%