POSTAL

POSTAL

27 achievements
Very Rare×13
Rare×8
Uncommon×5
Common×1

About POSTAL's achievements

POSTAL has 27 Steam achievements. The rarest is "Sissy", earned by just 6.4% of players. Across 21 SteamVault hunters who reached 100%, full completion takes a median of about 19 hours. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
6.4%
of players earned "Sissy"
SteamVault 100%s
21
members fully completed it
Median to 100%
19h
typical time to full completion

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Difficulty—
Easy → Brutal
Enjoyment—
Meh → Loved it
Grindiness—
No grind → Huge grind
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All POSTAL achievements

27 achievements
Sissy
Sissy
Enable cheats.
Very Rare6.4%
Ballmer Baller
Ballmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Very Rare6.6%
Never nude-ist
Never nude-ist
Kill a naked person.
Very Rare7.0%
You want our autograph too?
You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits.
Very Rare7.8%
Bulletstorm
Bulletstorm
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Very Rare11.5%
Mickey and Mallory
Mickey and Mallory
Make 10000 kills.
Very Rare11.6%
Peter North would be proud
Peter North would be proud
Hit 100,000 targets.
Very Rare11.6%
Boondock Saint
Boondock Saint
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Very Rare11.8%
Holes is holes
Holes is holes
Take 10,000 hits.
Very Rare11.9%
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
Complete the game using only the M16.
Very Rare12.2%
Z for Zachariah
Z for Zachariah
Complete the game having killed everything.
Very Rare12.7%
Army of One
Army of One
Use every weapon in the game.
Very Rare13.0%
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band.
Very Rare14.8%
Get a girlfriend
Get a girlfriend
Complete the game.
Rare16.2%
Dexter
Dexter
Make 1000 kills.
Rare17.4%
Half-mast hard-on
Half-mast hard-on
Complete level 10.
Rare18.1%
From my cold, dead hands
From my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Rare18.2%
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich.
Rare18.7%
Dirty knees
Dirty knees
Duck under a rocket.
Rare20.3%
Bad touch!
Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning.
Rare22.7%
How Kevorkian!
How Kevorkian!
Perform your first execution.
Rare27.2%
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
Commit suicide.
Uncommon31.2%
Oh, you press F1!
Oh, you press F1!
Start the second level.
Uncommon31.7%
Patrick Bateman
Patrick Bateman
Make 100 kills.
Uncommon32.7%
Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump
Run for 5 minutes.
Uncommon36.8%
Took a banger in the mouth
Took a banger in the mouth
Take a rocket to the face.
Uncommon43.3%
And so it begins...
And so it begins...
Make your first kill.
Common53.5%