Two Point Hospital

Two Point Hospital

61 achievements
Ultra Rare×42
Very Rare×9
Rare×5
Uncommon×3
Common×2

About Two Point Hospital's achievements

Two Point Hospital has 61 Steam achievements, 42 of them ultra-rare — unlocked by under 5% of players. The rarest is "It's a Wind-up", earned by just 0.3% of players. 1 SteamVault member has 100%-completed it so far. Below is the complete achievement list with global rarity and a full achievement difficulty breakdown.

Rarest achievement
0.3%
of players earned "It's a Wind-up"
SteamVault 100%s
1
member fully completed it

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All Two Point Hospital achievements

61 achievements
It's a Wind-up
It's a Wind-up
Collect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile.
Ultra Rare0.3%
Diversified Portaloo
Diversified Portaloo
Have at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital.
Ultra Rare0.3%
The (Seventh) New Gold Standard
The (Seventh) New Gold Standard
Earn 108 Gold Stars
Ultra Rare0.4%
Life, the Universe and Everything
Life, the Universe and Everything
Complete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain
Ultra Rare0.5%
Strength in Numbers
Strength in Numbers
Complete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning"
Ultra Rare0.6%
The (Sixth) New Gold Standard
The (Sixth) New Gold Standard
Earn 99 Gold Stars
Ultra Rare0.6%
Symbiosis
Symbiosis
Unlock every plot in Overgrowth
Ultra Rare0.7%
Greener Grass
Greener Grass
Maximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock
Ultra Rare0.7%
Character Development
Character Development
Train Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios
Ultra Rare0.7%
You Got All The Best Lines
You Got All The Best Lines
Reach the top of every league table at once for 3 months
Ultra Rare0.7%
High Brow
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare0.8%
Animation & Sanitation
Animation & Sanitation
Activate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24
Ultra Rare0.8%
The (Fifth) New Gold Standard
The (Fifth) New Gold Standard
Earn 90 Gold Stars
Ultra Rare0.8%
Serial Collaborator
Serial Collaborator
Complete 50 Research Nodes
Ultra Rare0.9%
Good VIBErations
Good VIBErations
Achieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy
Ultra Rare0.9%
De-Lux Suite
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Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare1.0%
The (Fourth) New Gold Standard
The (Fourth) New Gold Standard
Earn 81 Gold Stars
Ultra Rare1.0%
Sick-in-the-Mud
Sick-in-the-Mud
Complete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival
Ultra Rare1.0%
Intensive Car Unit
Intensive Car Unit
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery
Ultra Rare1.1%
Besterizer
Besterizer
Send 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme
Ultra Rare1.2%
The (Third) New Gold Standard
The (Third) New Gold Standard
Earn 72 Gold Stars
Ultra Rare1.3%
World 2
World 2
Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington
Ultra Rare1.3%
Days of Suture Past
Days of Suture Past
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time
Ultra Rare1.4%
Vote Windsock
Vote Windsock
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid
Ultra Rare1.5%
Arts & Plaster Casts
Arts & Plaster Casts
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock
Ultra Rare1.5%
De-Light Saving Time
De-Light Saving Time
Cure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme
Ultra Rare1.5%
Stealthily Healthily
Stealthily Healthily
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters
Ultra Rare1.6%
The (Second) New Gold Standard
The (Second) New Gold Standard
Earn 63 Gold Stars
Ultra Rare1.7%
Rose Amongst The Pigeons
Rose Amongst The Pigeons
Expose 50 Alien Infiltrators
Ultra Rare1.7%
World 1
World 1
Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering
Ultra Rare1.9%
Environmentally Friendliest
Environmentally Friendliest
Receive the highest possible Eco Rating
Ultra Rare2.0%
Curing Spree
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.1%
Busman's Holiday
Busman's Holiday
Earn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island
Ultra Rare2.1%
Kissed by a Nurse
Kissed by a Nurse
Cure a patient with Frogborne
Ultra Rare2.2%
First Catch Your Plant
First Catch Your Plant
Cure a patient in the Herb Garden
Ultra Rare2.2%
The New Gold Standard
The New Gold Standard
Earn 54 Gold Stars
Ultra Rare2.3%
Now Even Cheesier
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare2.7%
Swiss Cheese Hospital
Swiss Cheese Hospital
Cure 100 patients from time portals in a single year
Ultra Rare2.7%
High Altitude Health Service
High Altitude Health Service
Earn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains
Ultra Rare3.2%
Furry Good Review
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Ultra Rare3.4%
Cut Above
Cut Above
Train a World-Class Surgeon
Ultra Rare3.5%
Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T
Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T
Earn 45 Gold Stars
Ultra Rare3.6%
Always Be Curing
Always Be Curing
Run 50 Marketing Campaigns
Very Rare5.6%
I'd Like To Thank My Mother
I'd Like To Thank My Mother
Win every award in a single hospital
Very Rare6.6%
Jung at Heart
Jung at Heart
Train a World-Class Psychiatrist
Very Rare6.7%
Dr Know
Dr Know
Train a World-Class Researcher
Very Rare6.9%
Inter-Countinental
Inter-Countinental
Earn 30 Gold Stars
Very Rare7.8%
Well-Informed
Well-Informed
Complete 50 Research Projects
Very Rare9.0%
JUMBO
JUMBO
Reach $50,000,000 Organisation Value
Very Rare9.5%
Icebreaker
Icebreaker
Complete Superbug Project "Hair Removal"
Very Rare10.5%
Peer-Reviewed
Peer-Reviewed
Complete a Multiplayer Challenge
Very Rare14.4%
Generating Business
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Rare16.3%
Two Point Bounty
Two Point Bounty
Earn 10,000 Kudosh
Rare16.4%
Double Double
Double Double
Have a Level 20 Hospital
Rare18.7%
County-Wide
County-Wide
Earn 15 Gold Stars
Rare23.2%
I. See. You.
I. See. You.
Capture 100 Ghosts
Rare24.2%
Low Brow
???
Hidden achievement — tap Reveal secrets to spoil
Uncommon31.4%
Bells & Whistles
Bells & Whistles
Conduct 25 Machine Upgrades
Uncommon34.5%
Teach a Man to Hospital...
Teach a Man to Hospital...
Cure 1000 Patients
Uncommon35.0%
Double Digits
Double Digits
Have a Level 10 Hospital
Common58.6%
Give a Man a Hospital...
Give a Man a Hospital...
Cure 1 Patient
Common94.2%