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Difficulty10/10
Missable
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John Gutted
Destroy all the dead john blocks in John Gutter. · 83.5% of players
~5 min
Destroy every dead John block in John Gutter.

In John Gutter (World 1), smash all of the grey dead 'John' blocks scattered through the level. They break like normal breakable blocks when you dash, body-slam or ground-pound into them. Take a slow lap before triggering Pizza Time and clear every one you can find, including ones tucked into side rooms.

Delicacy
Make more than forty one sets of cheese platforms crumble in Ancient Cheese. · 65.0% of players
~10 min
Crumble 41+ sets of cheese platforms in Ancient Cheese.

Ancient Cheese (World 1) is full of soft cheese platforms that crumble a moment after you stand on them. Simply run the level thoroughly and step on more than forty-one separate crumbling platform sets. Exploring the full stage rather than rushing the exit is enough to hit the count.

Unnecessary Violence
Kill all of the clerk sausages in the pizzamarts. · 36.8% of players
~5 min
Kill every clerk sausage in the pizzamarts.

The 'pizzamart' shop rooms contain sausage clerks standing behind counters. Reach and defeat all of them. Make sure you clear the clerks in each pizzamart room you pass rather than running by them.

The Critic
Hidden achievement31.0% of players
~varies
Hidden secret achievement.

This is a hidden achievement with no in-game description, so its exact trigger is not verified here. Rather than guess, check a community achievement guide for the confirmed unlock method.

Spherical
Kill another enemy while in the ball form in Pizzascape. · 30.1% of players
~5 min
Kill an enemy while in ball form in Pizzascape.

Pizzascape (World 1) gives you the ball transformation via the knight pick-up. While rolling as the ball, run into an enemy to destroy it. Any enemy kill made while you are in the ball form counts.

Nice Shot
Kill three or more enemies in a single stroke in Golf. · 28.2% of players
~10 min
Kill 3+ enemies in one stroke in Golf.

In the Golf level you launch a ball with a swing. Line up a shot so the ball travels through a group of three or more enemies in a single stroke, wiping them all out at once. Look for a spot where enemies are clustered along the ball's path.

Cross To Bare
Kill thirty ghosts in Pizzascare. · 27.2% of players
~10 min
Kill 30 ghosts in Pizzascare.

Pizzascare is packed with ghost enemies. Defeat at least thirty of them over the course of the level. There are more than enough ghosts to reach the total, so just fight through rather than avoiding them.

Royal Flush
Touch every single card in Fastfood Saloon. · 24.5% of players
~10 min
Touch every card in Fastfood Saloon.

Fastfood Saloon (World 2) hides playing cards throughout its rooms. Explore the whole level and touch each one. Take your time on a non-escape lap so you can reach the cards in out-of-the-way rooms before heading for the exit.

Spoonknight
Parry ten Forknights in Pizzascape. · 23.9% of players
~10 min
Parry ten Forknights in Pizzascape.

Forknights are the armoured knight enemies that lunge at you. When one charges, use the grab/parry timing to counter it, and repeat until you have parried ten of them across Pizzascape. Provoke them into attacking so you get clean parry windows.

Cube Menace
Find and destroy the Mort Cube. · 21.9% of players
~10 min
Find and destroy the Mort Cube.

The Mort Cube is a hidden object tucked away in a secret spot. Search for the concealed room that holds it and destroy it. If you cannot find it, a community walkthrough with the exact room location will help.

Let's Make This Quick
Finish John Gutter in under two minutes. · 21.3% of players
~15 min
Finish John Gutter in under two minutes.

This is a speed run of the very first level. Learn the fastest route, keep your mach dash going, and head straight for the exit after grabbing the escape trigger. Under two minutes is generous once you know the layout, so a few practice laps will get you there.

Non-Alcoholic
Destroy nearly every beer bottle in Fastfood Saloon. · 21.3% of players
~10 min
Destroy nearly every beer bottle in Fastfood Saloon.

Fastfood Saloon is littered with beer bottles you can smash. Break as many as you can find across the level. Sweep the rooms thoroughly and destroy the bottles rather than running past them.

Primate Rage
Get a combo of 99 or more in John Gutter. · 20.8% of players
~15 min
Reach a combo of 99+ in John Gutter.

Combos build as you destroy enemies and blocks without letting the combo meter run out. In John Gutter, chain kills and block breaks back to back so the counter climbs to 99 or higher. The level has plenty of enemies and breakables, so keep moving and never pause long enough to drop the chain.

Unsliced Pizzaman
Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without getting hurt by a pizza cutter. · 20.8% of players
~15 min
Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without getting hurt by a pizza cutter.

Bloodsauce Dungeon (World 2) has spinning pizza-cutter hazards. Complete the entire level, escape included, without taking a hit from any of them. Other damage sources are fine for this one - only the pizza cutters matter, so learn their patterns and time your movement around them.

S Ranked #1
Get all S Ranks in World 1. · 18.3% of players
~1-2 hours
Get an S rank on every level in World 1.

S rank is awarded for a high-scoring, high-combo clear of a level. Earn an S on all of World 1's levels. The key is keeping a long combo alive through the level and completing Pizza Time cleanly for a big score. Learn each level's fast route and treasure/secret locations to pad the score.

Pan Fried
Find the bacon room. · 16.7% of players
~5 min
Find the bacon room.

This unlocks by discovering a hidden 'bacon' secret room. Look for a suspicious wall or floor you can break through to reveal it. The exact location is a secret, so consult a community guide if you want the precise spot.

Very Very Hot Sauce
Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without touching lava once. · 16.2% of players
~20 min
Finish Bloodsauce Dungeon without touching lava.

Clear all of Bloodsauce Dungeon, including the Pizza Time escape, without ever falling into or brushing the lava. The escape section is the tricky part - practise the route so you can move quickly but precisely and never dip into the lava.

Faker
Hidden achievement15.9% of players
~varies
Hidden secret achievement.

A hidden achievement whose description is blank in the schema. The precise trigger is not verified - see a community guide for the confirmed steps rather than relying on a guess.

P Ranked #1
Hidden achievement15.9% of players
~3+ hours
Get a P rank on every level in World 1 (hidden).

P rank is Pizza Tower's top rating, generally earned by completing a level in a single unbroken combo across the whole stage including the second lap. This achievement is hidden, so the exact requirement is not shown in-game; the widely-used approach is a flawless combo run of every World 1 level. See a community P-rank guide for per-level combo routes if you get stuck.

Say Oink!
Take a photo with every Pig City citizen. · 13.8% of players
~10 min
Take a photo with every Pig City citizen.

In Pig City (World 3) you can pose for photos with the pig citizens. Find and take a photo with each one throughout the level. Explore thoroughly so you do not miss any citizens tucked into side areas.

S Ranked #2
Get all S Ranks in World 2. · 13.5% of players
~1-2 hours
Get an S rank on every level in World 2.

Repeat the S-rank effort across all of World 2's levels. Maintain a long combo and score highly on each stage, including a clean Pizza Time escape. Practising the routes and secrets in each level makes the required score much easier to hit.

Decorated Veteran
Don't get hurt more than three times in WAR. · 12.6% of players
~20 min
Take three or fewer hits in WAR.

WAR is a long, intense level. Complete it having been hurt no more than three times total. Play cautiously, learn the enemy placements, and prioritise survival over speed so you keep your hit count low.

Sharpshooter
Don't miss more than three shots in WAR. · 12.5% of players
~20 min
Miss no more than three shots in WAR.

WAR includes shooting sections. Get through the level missing three shots or fewer. Line up each shot carefully rather than firing wildly, and learn where targets appear so your aim is ready in advance.

Lumberjack
Destroy every wood block in Gnome Forest. · 11.9% of players
~10 min
Destroy every wood block in Gnome Forest.

Gnome Forest (World 3) is full of breakable wooden blocks. Smash all of them across the level. Explore each room and clear the wood before finishing, since missing even one room can leave some standing.

Trip to the Warzone
Finish WAR with more than a minute left. · 11.9% of players
~20 min
Finish WAR with over a minute left.

This is a speed clear of WAR - complete the level with more than a minute remaining on the timer. Learn the fastest route and keep your momentum up throughout. It pairs well with practising the level for the other WAR challenges.

S Ranked #3
Get all S Ranks in World 3. · 11.5% of players
~1-2 hours
Get an S rank on every level in World 3.

Earn an S rank on every level in World 3. As with the earlier worlds, sustained combos and a strong score are what matter. Take a learning lap on any level giving you trouble to plan the cleanest, highest-scoring run.

S Ranked #4
Get all S Ranks in World 4. · 10.5% of players
~1-2 hours
Get an S rank on every level in World 4.

Get S ranks across all of World 4's levels. The later worlds are more demanding, so combo maintenance and route knowledge become more important. Grind out each level until you can chain a clean, high-score run.

S Ranked #5
Get all S Ranks in World 5. · 10.0% of players
~1-2 hours
Get an S rank on every level in World 5.

Finish the S-rank set by clearing every level in World 5 with an S. These are the toughest stages, so expect to practise the routes and combo lines repeatedly before you can secure the rank on each.

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