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GNOME ALONE
If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. · 69.1% of players
~1 campaign run
Carry Gnome Chompski all the way through the Dark Carnival finale and get him onto the rescue helicopter.

Gnome Chompski sits as a prize in the Dark Carnival midway (the carnival games area on the Tunnel of Love / Barns stretch). Grab him and you are locked into a pistol only for the rest of the run, because holding the gnome occupies your primary-weapon hand.

The practical way to do this is with a co-op team: your teammates carry the firepower and you carry the gnome, dropping him only to fight when you truly have to and picking him straight back up. Take him through the concert finale and into the rescue vehicle when it arrives.

Easiest on Easy difficulty with friends who know you are gnome-sitting. The gnome must be in your hands when the escape vehicle leaves.

ACID REFLEX
Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit. · 66.9% of players
~Opportunistic
Kill a Spitter before she gets a spit off.

Spitters telegraph their attack: they stop, rear back and there is a short wind-up before the acid lands. Kill her inside that window.

The reliable way is to keep a shotgun or a fast-firing weapon up whenever you hear the Spitter's distinctive gurgling call, and to shoot her the moment she comes into line of sight rather than waiting for a cleaner shot. Snipers work too if you spot her at range before she has closed the distance.

This will happen naturally over enough Versus/co-op play, so you rarely need to farm it.

A RIDE DENIED
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor. · 65.3% of players
~Opportunistic
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a teammate.

When a Jockey lands on a teammate, both models are locked together and the Jockey rides on the Survivor's shoulders — an easy target from behind or the side.

Use a precise weapon (pistol, magnum, or a rifle) rather than a shotgun so you do not chunk your teammate. Shoot the moment the ride starts. Two seconds is short but generous enough if you were already looking that way, so stay near the back of the group where you can see pounces coming.

ARMORY OF ONE
Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it. · 51.1% of players
~Minutes
Drop an ammo upgrade and have a teammate use it.

Ammo upgrade packs (incendiary ammo and explosive ammo) spawn in most campaigns from The Passing onwards. Pick one up, place it on the ground with the deploy key, then have a teammate walk up and take the upgrade from it.

Deploy it before a finale so the whole team refills — the achievement pops as soon as another Survivor actually draws ammo from your deployed pack.

PRICE CHOPPER
Survive the Dead Center campaign. · 41.0% of players
~1 campaign
Finish the Dead Center campaign.

Play Dead Center start to finish and escape in the stock car at the end of the mall finale. Any difficulty counts.

Finale note: the finale is a gauntlet-style event where you fill the car with gas cans, so keep one Survivor watching the car while the others run cans.

CRASS MENAGERIE
Kill one of each Uncommon Infected. · 39.1% of players
~Several campaigns
Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.

The Uncommon Infected are campaign-specific, so this is a checklist across the game rather than a single run:

  • CEDA agents (hazmat suits) — Dead Center
  • Mudmen — Swamp Fever
  • Clowns — Dark Carnival
  • Riot police (armoured from the front) — The Parish
  • Construction workers (helmets, deaf to pipe bombs) — Hard Rain / Dead Center
  • Fallen Survivor — The Passing
  • Jimmy Gibbs Jr. — Dead Center finale

Play each campaign and make sure you personally get the kill on one of each.

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby. · 33.3% of players
~Opportunistic
Revive a downed teammate while a Tank is nearby.

You need to be actively reviving a Survivor while a Tank is close by. The safest way is to have the team kite the Tank at range while you pick up your downed teammate at the edge of its awareness, rather than reviving directly in front of it.

Adrenaline makes this far safer — it speeds up the revive dramatically, so pop one before you commit.

SEPTIC TANK
Use a bile bomb on a Tank. · 32.7% of players
~Opportunistic
Hit a Tank with a bile bomb (boomer bile jar).

Bile bombs draw the horde onto whatever they splash. Throw one directly at a Tank and the common infected will swarm it, which also has the side benefit of buying your team a moment of breathing room.

Carry a bile bomb into any known Tank spawn (finales are the reliable place) and lob it as soon as the Tank appears.

TORCH BEARER
Survive The Passing Campaign. · 30.1% of players
~1 campaign
Finish The Passing campaign.

Complete all of The Passing and escape at the end of the bridge finale. Any difficulty.

MIDNIGHT RIDER
Survive the Dark Carnival campaign. · 27.2% of players
~1 campaign
Finish the Dark Carnival campaign.

Complete Dark Carnival and escape after the concert finale. Any difficulty.

CHAIN OF COMMAND
Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw. · 25.6% of players
~Cumulative
Kill 100 common infected with the chainsaw.

The chainsaw shreds commons instantly but has very limited fuel, so this is a cumulative grind across runs. Pick one up whenever you see it and use it into a horde — a single chainsaw held through one big horde event can easily bank 40-60 kills.

Hard Rain and any gauntlet/crescendo event with heavy horde pressure are the fastest places to rack up the count.

HEAD HONCHO
Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon. · 23.7% of players
~Cumulative
Decapitate 200 infected with a melee weapon.

Any sharp melee weapon (machete, katana, fireaxe, cricket bat, and so on) decapitates commons on a clean hit. Blunt weapons like the baseball bat and guitar do NOT decapitate — they knock bodies away instead — so make sure you are holding a bladed weapon.

Carry a machete or katana as your default second slot and this piles up over normal play. Horde events and Hard Rain's rain-storm sections are the fastest sources.

BURNING SENSATION
Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo. · 22.7% of players
~Cumulative
Ignite 50 common infected with incendiary ammo.

Deploy an incendiary ammo pack, load up, then fire into a horde — every common you set alight counts. One large horde with a fully loaded assault rifle can get most of this in a single event.

Hard Rain and finales are ideal because the horde pressure is constant.

WEATHERMAN
Survive the Hard Rain campaign. · 22.5% of players
~1 campaign
Finish the Hard Rain campaign.

Complete Hard Rain — out to the sugar mill for gas, then back through the storm — and escape at the finale. Any difficulty.

BRIDGE BURNER
Survive the Parish campaign. · 20.5% of players
~1 campaign
Finish The Parish campaign.

Complete The Parish and escape across the bridge finale. Any difficulty.

RAGIN' CAJUN
Survive the Swamp Fever campaign. · 20.4% of players
~1 campaign
Finish the Swamp Fever campaign.

Complete Swamp Fever and escape at the plantation-house finale. Any difficulty.

SUPREME SACRIFICE
Complete "The Sacrifice". · 20.3% of players
~1 campaign
Complete The Sacrifice campaign.

Play The Sacrifice from start to finish. In the finale a Survivor must go down to the generators to restart them so the rest of the team can escape — completing that finale finishes the campaign.

CLUB DEAD
Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected. · 18.3% of players
~Several sessions
Kill common infected with every melee weapon.

A checklist achievement — you need at least one common kill with each melee weapon type: baseball bat, cricket bat, crowbar, electric guitar, fireaxe, frying pan, katana, machete, tonfa (police baton), golf club, chainsaw, pitchfork, shovel, and the knife where available.

Some weapons are campaign/DLC restricted (the golf club, pitchfork and shovel appear in the later campaigns), so tick them off as you play through everything. A custom local game with cheats can be used to spawn the remaining ones if you want to finish the list quickly — but that route is not needed if you simply play all campaigns.

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS
As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch. · 18.2% of players
~Versus grind
As the Spitter, hit all four Survivors with one acid patch.

Versus only, and it needs the Survivor team to be bunched up. The best spots are chokepoints: ladders, elevator/lift rides, narrow safe-room doorways, and finale corners where all four are forced together.

Spit from above or around a corner so they do not scatter before the pool lands. All four have to take damage from the same patch.

DEAD IN THE WATER
Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water. · 16.9% of players
~1 campaign
Kill 10 Mudmen while they are standing in water.

Mudmen are the Swamp Fever uncommon infected. They crawl at you low and fast, and much of the campaign is knee-deep water anyway — just make sure the ones you kill are actually in water, not on dry boards.

One run of Swamp Fever's swamp chapters gets this comfortably.

GET SKEETED ON
Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun. · 16.8% of players
~Opportunistic
Shotgun a Hunter out of the air mid-pounce.

A skeet: you must kill the Hunter while it is airborne, in the pounce. Keep a shotgun equipped, hold your crosshair at chest height, and fire as soon as it launches — do not track it all the way, lead where it is going.

The pounce must be lethal in the air; a Hunter you kill after it lands does not count. Versus is the most practical place to farm attempts because Hunters pounce constantly.

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW
Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air. · 16.1% of players
~Opportunistic
Shoot a Tank's thrown rock out of the air.

When the Tank rears back and hurls a chunk of concrete, the rock is a physical projectile you can destroy in flight. Watch for the throw animation, then put a burst into the rock as it comes toward you — a shotgun blast at close-mid range is the most forgiving, but any weapon works.

Back up as you shoot so you have more travel time to react. This takes practice; expect several Tank encounters before it lands.

FRIED PIPER
Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected. · 15.7% of players
~Dark Carnival
Molotov a Clown who is leading at least 10 commons.

Clowns are the Dark Carnival uncommon infected — their squeaky shoes attract common infected, which trail behind them in a conga line. Let a Clown build up a following (do not shoot him), then throw a Molotov onto the group once at least ten commons are in tow.

The midway and the coaster area are good places to let a Clown gather a crowd.

STREAM CROSSER
Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty. · 15.5% of players
~1 campaign
Finish the Cold Stream campaign.

Complete Cold Stream on any difficulty and escape at the finale.

GRAVE ROBBER
Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor. · 15.1% of players
~The Passing
Pick up 10 items dropped by Fallen Survivors.

The Fallen Survivor is a rare uncommon infected in The Passing — a zombified survivor who runs away from you and drops loot (pills, molotovs, pipe bombs and so on) when killed. He does not spawn in every run.

Kill him whenever he appears and pick up what he drops. Ten pickups typically means several runs of The Passing, so treat it as a cumulative tally.

QUALIFIED RIDE
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds. · 15.0% of players
~Versus grind
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.

Twelve seconds is a long time to stay attached, so pick a Survivor who is isolated — someone lagging behind, or the last one on a ladder — and steer them AWAY from their team, not toward it. Teammates cannot shoot you off if you are around a corner or behind cover.

Versus is the natural place for this; ride the straggler and keep breaking line of sight.

ROBBED ZOMBIE
Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed. · 14.5% of players
~Dead Center
Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from CEDA agents you killed.

CEDA agents (the hazmat-suited uncommon infected in Dead Center) drop a bile bomb when killed — but ONLY if you do not set them on fire, since fire destroys the vial. Kill them with bullets or melee and pick up the jar.

Each run of Dead Center yields a handful, so this takes a few passes. Do not throw the bile bombs before picking them up — the pickup is what counts.

KILL BILL
Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team. · 14.3% of players
~1 finale
Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.

In The Sacrifice finale one Survivor must go back down and restart the generator, and that Survivor dies. If you are playing as Bill and you are the one who makes that run, you get this.

In co-op you can simply choose Bill and volunteer for the generator run. (In the L4D1 version of the campaign the story fixes Bill in that role.)

BACK IN THE SADDLE
As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life. · 14.2% of players
~Versus grind
As the Jockey, ride Survivors twice in a single life.

You must land two separate rides without dying in between. After the first ride, break off before the team focuses you down — jump away, break line of sight, retreat, and come back for the second ride once they have moved on.

Going for a long, greedy first ride usually gets you killed, so ride briefly, escape, and re-engage.

MEAT TENDERIZER
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds. · 12.6% of players
~Versus grind
As the Charger, pummel a pinned Survivor for a solid 15 seconds.

Once a Charger slams a Survivor into the ground it keeps pounding them until it is killed or the Survivor is freed. Fifteen seconds means the Survivor's team has to be unable to reach you — so charge someone who is separated from the group, or charge them somewhere the team cannot easily follow.

Charging a straggler around a corner or off a ledge is the reliable setup.

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch. · 12.3% of players
~Versus grind
As the Jockey, steer a ridden Survivor into a Spitter's acid.

Coordinate with your Spitter teammate: they lay a pool, you grab a Survivor and steer them into it. Jockey steering is loose, so grab a Survivor who is already close to the acid rather than trying to drive them a long distance.

The Survivor must take damage from the acid while you are riding them.

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN
Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast. · 12.2% of players
~Opportunistic
Kill 15 infected with one grenade launcher shot.

You need a tightly packed horde. The grenade launcher spawns in the later campaigns and in finales.

Best setup: trigger a big horde (an alarm car, a crescendo event, or a finale wave), back into a corridor so the commons funnel toward you in a column, wait until they are shoulder to shoulder, and fire straight down the line. Firing into a corner where they bunch up also works.

CACHE GRAB
Open 5 foot lockers. · 12.1% of players
~Cumulative
Open 5 foot lockers.

Foot lockers are the item caches added with the Cold Stream update — they take a moment to open and reward the team with supplies. Open five across your runs.

They appear in Mutations and in the campaigns that use the loot-cache system; open every one you walk past and this comes on its own.

FORE!
Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club. · 12.0% of players
~Minutes
Decapitate 18 infected with the golf club.

The golf club is a sharp-class melee weapon, so it decapitates on a clean swing. Grab one (it appears in The Passing and later campaigns) and swing through a horde — 18 heads goes quickly during any horde event.

STILL STANDING
Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty. · 11.8% of players
~1 campaign
Finish The Last Stand campaign.

Complete The Last Stand on any difficulty. It is a short campaign built around the lighthouse finale.

KITE LIKE A MAN
Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors. · 11.4% of players
~Opportunistic
Kill a Tank using only damage from the original Survivors.

No environmental damage: the Tank must die purely to Survivor gunfire and melee — no fire (Molotovs, incendiary ammo, burning gas cans), no exploding barrels or cars, no other scripted damage.

So: agree with your team to hold the fire, kite the Tank in a loop (whoever it targets runs, everyone else shoots its back) and gun it down. Easiest on a lower difficulty where the Tank has less health.

LICKETY-SPLIT
With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you. · 11.1% of players
~Opportunistic
Cut a Smoker's tongue with a sharp melee weapon before it pulls you in.

When a Smoker's tongue latches onto you there is a brief window before you are dragged. A swing from a sharp melee weapon (machete, katana, fireaxe, and so on) severs the tongue.

Keep a bladed melee in your second slot and swing immediately on hearing the tongue hit — do not wait to see where the Smoker is. Blunt weapons do not count for this.

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG
Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox. · 10.8% of players
~Seconds
Play the Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.

Dark Carnival has jukeboxes (the concert/backstage areas are the obvious ones). Walk up and use it to play the Midnight Riders track.

Note it also summons a horde, so make sure the team is set before you press it.

GETTING STARTED
Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map. · 10.7% of players
~Minutes
Get a bronze medal on any official Survival map.

Survival mode: pick any official Survival map, hit the start button, and survive long enough for bronze (the lowest of the three time thresholds).

Any difficulty. Barricade in a defensible corner with the team and you will clear bronze in the first attempt.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT
Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign. · 10.3% of players
~Event dependent
Help a free-weekend/holiday player survive a campaign.

This is tied to players on a free promotional weekend — you must complete a campaign in a game that includes such a player. It is therefore only realistically obtainable during a Valve free-weekend event (or with a friend joining under those conditions).

Exact eligibility rules are set server-side by Valve; if you cannot see any free-weekend players, this one has to wait for a promotion.

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker. · 10.0% of players
~Versus grind
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.

Coordination achievement: your Smoker teammate grabs and starts choking a Survivor, and you drop acid on the pinned target.

Stay near your Smoker in Versus, watch the kill feed / pin notifications, and be in position to spit immediately. The Survivor is stationary while choked, which makes the spit trivial once you are in range.

CL0WND
Honk the noses of 10 Clowns. · 9.7% of players
~Dark Carnival
Honk 10 Clowns' noses.

Melee (the shove key) a Clown in the face and its nose honks. You do NOT have to kill it — shove ten Clowns and it pops.

Dark Carnival is full of them; shove every one you see rather than shooting them.

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet. · 9.7% of players
~Versus grind
As the Charger, carry a Survivor over 80 feet.

You need a long, clear runway. Look for corridors, bridges, rooftops and long straight streets, line up on a Survivor from maximum distance and charge THROUGH them — the carry distance is measured from the grab, so the more open ground behind them, the better.

Hitting a wall or a rail early ends the carry, so pick your angle before you charge.

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE
Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms. · 9.0% of players
~1 chapter
Cross the Swamp Fever impound lot to the cemetery safe room without setting off any alarms.

The impound lot is packed with alarm cars. Walk, do not shoot near them, and above all do not use explosives or shoot through/at cars — shooting a car body triggers its alarm.

Use melee on commons in the lot, keep the whole team disciplined (one careless teammate's shot voids it), and pick a route around the parked cars rather than through them. Note that pipe bombs and Molotovs near cars will also set alarms off.

LEVEL A CHARGE
Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging. · 8.2% of players
~Opportunistic
Melee-kill a Charger while it is charging.

You must kill the Charger with a melee weapon during its charge animation. Stand off to the side of its lane as it comes past and swing — a high-damage sharp weapon (katana, fireaxe) makes the kill possible in the window.

If you meet it head on it will simply grab you, so sidestep first, then swing. Easiest on lower difficulties where the Charger has less health, and easiest if teammates have already chipped it down.

TANK BURGER
Kill a Tank with melee weapons. · 8.2% of players
~Opportunistic
Kill a Tank with melee weapons.

All the Tank's health must come off from melee. That means the team agrees to put the guns away and swing at it.

Do this on Easy with a full team, kite it in a wide circle, and take turns swinging at its back — the Tank one-shots you into an incapacitation on higher difficulties, so a single hit from it usually ends your attempt. Sharp weapons do the most damage per swing.

SCATTERING RAM
As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge. · 7.6% of players
~Versus grind
As the Charger, bowl through the whole enemy team in one charge.

All four Survivors must be hit by a single charge. That means you need them in a line — the standard opportunity is a narrow corridor, a doorway, a ladder queue, or a finale corner where the team is stacked.

Charge along their axis, not across it. This is largely about waiting for the right formation rather than reflexes.

FAT NINJA
As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them. · 7.4% of players
~Versus grind
As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor with no line of sight.

Boomer vomit arcs, so you can lob it blind over a wall, from a rooftop, or around a corner. The achievement wants you to hit a Survivor you cannot actually see.

Get above the team on a roof or balcony, step back so the wall/edge blocks your view, and arc the vomit onto them. Sound cues (their footsteps and chatter) tell you where to aim.

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2
Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode. · 7.0% of players
~Event only
Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus.

This was a holiday-event achievement: Special Infected dropped gift presents that Survivors could pick up. The drops were only active during the Valve holiday event period.

Outside that event this is not obtainable through normal play — trigger conditions were set by Valve server-side.

SOB STORY
Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches. · 6.4% of players
~1 chapter
Get through the Swamp Fever sugar mill to the safe room without killing a Witch.

The sugar mill chapter is famous for spawning multiple Witches. You have to reach the safe room without killing any of them — avoiding, not fighting.

Turn OFF your flashlight where possible, walk (do not run) near them, never shoot toward them, and route around. Tell the team beforehand: one trigger-happy player voids it. Startling a Witch does not necessarily void the achievement — killing one does — but a startled Witch will usually kill someone, so avoidance is still the plan. Easy difficulty makes the run far calmer.

TIL IT GOES CLICK
Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger. · 6.4% of players
~Opportunistic
Kill 25 infected with the M60 without releasing the trigger.

The M60 is a limited pickup weapon — it cannot be reloaded, and when it is empty you drop it. Hold the trigger down continuously and rack up 25 kills in that single burst.

Find an M60, wait for a horde (a crescendo event or a finale wave), then hold fire straight into the crowd. Do not tap-fire; the moment you release the trigger the run resets.

ACID BATH
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter. · 6.4% of players
~Versus grind
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor pinned by a Hunter.

Same pattern as the Smoker version: wait for your Hunter teammate to pin someone, then acid the pinned Survivor.

Hang back near your Hunter in Versus and be ready to fire the moment a pounce connects — the pin does not last long on a coordinated team.

GUARDIN' GNOME
Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival. · 6.2% of players
~1 chapter
Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.

Win Gnome Chompski from the carnival midway game and carry him. This is the pickup half of the gnome content — see GNOME ALONE for taking him all the way to the rescue vehicle.

While holding the gnome you can only use your pistol, so bring friends.

CHAOS GENERATOR
Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale. · 6.0% of players
~1 finale
Have all 3 generators running at once in The Sacrifice finale.

In The Sacrifice finale you must restart generators; they can fail or be knocked out as the assault continues. The achievement wants all three running simultaneously.

Split the team so each generator has someone on it, start them close together in time, and defend so none goes down before the last one comes up.

BARREL ROLLED
Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel. · 5.9% of players
~Opportunistic
Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.

Red explosive barrels/propane tanks sit around most maps. Wait until a Special Infected (Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Charger, Jockey, Spitter) is next to one, then shoot the barrel.

Boomers are the easiest target because they shamble toward you slowly — let one waddle past a barrel and pop it.

SHOCK JOCK
Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator. · 5.5% of players
~Cumulative
Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.

The defibrillator occupies your health-kit slot and brings a fully DEAD Survivor back (not merely incapacitated). Each successful use counts once.

Carry a defib instead of a med kit whenever you see one, and be the one who runs to the body. Ten uses is a long cumulative tally, so make it a habit across campaigns; Versus and Expert runs give plenty of dead teammates to revive.

HUNTING PARTY
Win a game of Scavenge. · 5.4% of players
~One match
Win a game of Scavenge.

Scavenge mode: Survivors collect gas cans into a generator while the Infected team stops them. Win a match on either side.

Queue Scavenge and play it out — any official map.

NEW HAIRCUT
Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed. · 5.4% of players
~Opportunistic
Kill a Witch with a sharp melee weapon without anyone being incapped or killed.

A crowning with a blade. The Witch must die to sharp melee only, and no Survivor may go down or die in the process.

Most reliable route: Easy difficulty (lowest Witch health), a katana or fireaxe, and a Witch you sneak up on so she does not startle before you swing. Crouch-approach with the flashlight off, get behind her, and swing. Some players prefer the team shoot her down to near-death first, but the kill itself must come from the sharp melee weapon.

SCAVENGE HUNT
Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round. · 5.1% of players
~Scavenge grind
Stop the enemy team collecting any gas cans in a Scavenge round.

A shutout: the Survivor team must pour ZERO cans in the round you are the Infected team.

Play as coordinated Infected — Spitters on the generator, Smokers pulling can-carriers, Chargers bowling them over the moment they pick a can up. Shooting the can they are carrying makes them drop it. Pub games make this hard; a team of friends against a weak lobby is the practical route.

STACHE WHACKER
Prove you are faster than Moustachio. · 5.0% of players
~Minutes
Beat the Moustachio whack-a-mole game.

Dark Carnival's Stache Whacker carnival game: hit the pop-up Moustachio heads faster than the machine demands. It gets quicker as it goes.

Stand centred, swing with melee (not gunfire), and watch the whole board rather than chasing one head. Beating it triggers a horde, so have the team ready.

ON OUR WAY
Earn a silver medal on any official survival map. · 5.0% of players
~Minutes
Get a silver medal on any official Survival map.

Survive longer than the silver time threshold on any one official Survival map. Pick a map with a strong chokepoint, stack the team into it, and hold. Molotovs and pipe bombs bought you the extra minutes here.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger. · 5.0% of players
~Versus grind
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor pinned by a Charger.

Your Charger pins a Survivor and pummels them; you drop acid on the pinned target.

Charger pins last a while, so this is one of the easier coordination spits — stay close to your Charger in Versus and fire as soon as the slam lands.

GONG SHOW
Prove you are stronger than Moustachio. · 4.6% of players
~Seconds
Beat the Moustachio strength-tester.

The high-striker carnival game in Dark Carnival: melee the target hard enough to ring the bell. Swing with a melee weapon rather than shoving.

Like the other carnival games, ringing the bell attracts a horde — be set before you do it.

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER
Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes. · 4.3% of players
~1 finale
Finish The Parish bridge finale in under three minutes.

A speed run of the final bridge. The clock starts when the finale begins and stops when the last Survivor boards the chopper.

Run, do not fight: sprint the bridge, ignore commons, use pipe bombs to pull the horde behind you, and use adrenaline (it makes you faster). The Tanks that spawn on the bridge should be run past, not killed. Easy difficulty and a team briefed to sprint makes this very doable.

WING AND A PRAYER
Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage. · 4.3% of players
~1 event
Defend the crashed airliner without taking damage.

The crescendo event at the crashed plane in Dead Air — you must take zero damage across the whole event.

Get a high or enclosed position where commons can only reach you from one direction, keep a shotgun for anything that closes, and let teammates handle Specials. Even chip damage from a single common voids it, so being nudged is fine but being hit is not. Easy difficulty and a corner with a single approach are the practical answer.

CACHE AND CARRY
Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round. · 4.2% of players
~Scavenge grind
Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.

Fifteen cans by YOU in one round. Most Scavenge rounds do not have that many cans available unless the round runs long — overtime keeps extending the round as long as cans keep being poured.

So: play with a team that lets you be the designated runner, keep the round alive through overtime by pouring steadily, and take every can yourself.

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline. · 4.0% of players
~Cumulative
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under adrenaline.

Adrenaline speeds up revives significantly. Pop a shot of adrenaline, then pick teammates up — each revive done while the effect is active counts.

Because the effect is short, the efficient play is to save adrenaline for moments when two or more teammates are down and revive them back to back. Ten total is a cumulative tally across runs.

CONNECTING FIGHTS
Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish. · 3.7% of players
~One match
Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

Queue a Versus match on Dead Air and see it through both halves without leaving. Disconnects and quits void it, so play it out.

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS
Earn a gold medal on any official survival map. · 3.7% of players
~Repeated attempts
Get a gold medal on any official Survival map.

Gold demands a long survival time on a single Survival map. You will need a team, a strong chokepoint and disciplined resource use — Molotovs to burn approach lanes, pipe bombs to break Tank pressure, and someone always watching your back.

Pick the map your team knows best and repeat it; the timer resets each attempt, so it is about a single clean run.

FLIGHT DECK
Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger. · 3.7% of players
~Versus grind
As the Charger, instantly kill a Survivor with a charge.

An instant kill means driving a Survivor off a lethal drop — charge them off a ledge, a rooftop, a bridge, or into water/void where the fall itself kills them.

So the achievement is really about map knowledge: learn which edges in each Versus map are fatal, then wait for a Survivor to walk near one and charge them over it.

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES
Finish a campaign using only melee weapons. · 3.5% of players
~1 campaign
Finish a campaign using melee weapons only.

No firearms at all for the whole campaign — melee only. Your pistol counts as a firearm, so you must not use it either; take a melee weapon in the primary slot and leave the guns alone.

Do this on Easy with a team all doing it together. The dangerous parts are Tanks (kite and swing) and Witches (avoid). Sharp weapons — katana, fireaxe, machete — are the strongest.

POLE POSITION
Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears · 3.5% of players
~1 chapter
Get out of Liberty Mall's atrium before the first Tank appears.

A Dead Center speed section: leave the atrium before the scripted Tank shows up.

Run straight through — do not stop to loot, do not fight commons, use the direct route to the exit. Briefing the team to sprint is most of the achievement. Easy difficulty gives you a calmer run.

MUTANT OVERLORD
Play 6 Mutations. · 3.3% of players
~Cumulative
Play 6 Mutations.

Mutations are the rotating alternate game modes in the Mutations menu. You need to play six DIFFERENT ones.

Available Mutations rotate, so this may take a few visits over time — check the Mutations list, play whatever is up, and come back when the rotation changes.

THREE’S A CROWD
Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet. · 3.2% of players
~Opportunistic
Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.

Rescue closets hold dead Survivors who respawn when freed. Normally you free them one at a time — the achievement wants three coming out of the same closet.

That means letting three teammates die before you reach the closet, which realistically happens on a rough Expert run (or you can arrange it deliberately with friends in a private lobby).

FUEL CRISIS
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime. · 3.0% of players
~Scavenge grind
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during Scavenge overtime.

Overtime is the extension period at the end of a Scavenge round while a Survivor is still carrying/pouring. During overtime, stop a can-carrier — shooting them as an Infected, pinning them, or hitting them with a Charger all make the can drop.

Spitter acid and Charger slams are the most reliable disruptors.

HOUSEHOLD NAMES
Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign · 2.9% of players
~1 chapter
Find the hidden room in The Last Stand campaign.

The Last Stand update added a hidden/secret area as an easter egg to find during the campaign.

Exact location is not one I can verify from the achievement text alone — see a community guide or the in-game exploration route rather than trusting a guess. Explore off the main path (side buildings and the areas around the lighthouse route) and look for an entrance you have to interact with.

THE REAL DEAL
Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled. · 2.5% of players
~Several attempts
Finish a campaign on Expert with Realism enabled.

Expert Realism removes the glowing Survivor silhouettes, disables respawn closets in the usual way, and makes friendly fire punishing — on top of Expert damage.

Requirements for the run: a coordinated team on voice, everyone on shotguns or a controlled AR (friendly fire is brutal — do not spray), and total Witch avoidance. Move slowly, clear methodically, and never leave a teammate alone. Pick a short, forgiving campaign for your first clear.

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE
Survive all campaigns on Expert. · 2.2% of players
~Many sessions
Survive every campaign on Expert.

The long haul: an Expert clear of every official campaign. Each campaign only needs to be completed once on Expert (across separate sessions is fine).

Expert rules of thumb: friendly fire is severe so pick your lanes, never rush ahead, always keep the team within revive distance, avoid every Witch, and keep pipe bombs for the Tank+horde overlaps. A regular four-player team on voice makes the difference.

GOOD GUY NICK
Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign. · 2.2% of players
~Event dependent
Play with free-weekend players and help them survive a campaign.

Like the holiday variant, this requires players who joined during a Valve free-weekend promotion in your game, and completing a campaign with them.

Only realistically obtainable while such a promotion is running.

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2
Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore! · 2.2% of players
~Very long grind
Kill 53,595 infected.

A pure lifetime grind — tens of thousands of kills. There is no shortcut in normal play; it accrues over hundreds of hours.

If you want to speed it up, horde-heavy modes and long Survival sessions produce the most kills per minute. Otherwise just play and it will land eventually.

THE MAIN ATTRACTION
On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage · 2.2% of players
~1 finale
Survive the concert finale until the chopper arrives without leaving the stage.

In the Dark Carnival concert finale you must stay ON the stage for the entire finale — no running out into the arena to grab pickups or kite.

Stock up before you start it, put the team in the corners of the stage, and hold. Tanks are the danger since you cannot kite them far — save Molotovs and pipe bombs for them. Easy difficulty makes staying put realistic.

GAS GUZZLER
Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge. · 2.0% of players
~Cumulative
Collect 100 gas cans across Scavenge.

A cumulative tally across all your Scavenge play — roughly a handful of full matches if you are consistently the runner.

Volunteer to be the one grabbing cans every round and this comes steadily.

BEAT THE RUSH
In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons. · 1.9% of players
~Repeated attempts
Get a Survival medal using only melee.

Any medal (bronze counts) on any official Survival map with melee weapons only — no guns at all.

Pick a map with a tight chokepoint so the commons come to you single-file, take a sharp weapon, and swing. Have a teammate cover Specials if you can — otherwise, expect this to take a few attempts. Easy difficulty is the fastest route to the bronze time.

GAS SHORTAGE
Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected. · 1.8% of players
~Scavenge grind
Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.

Cumulative across your Scavenge rounds as Infected. Any hit that makes a carrier drop their can counts — a Charger slam, a Smoker pull, a Jockey ride, a Boomer vomit that panics them, or simply shooting/hitting the carrier.

Spitter and Charger are the most consistent can-droppers. Focus the carrier every round rather than chasing kills.

HEARTWARMER
In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate. · 1.6% of players
~Versus grind
In Versus, leave the safe room to defib a dead teammate.

You must be inside the safe room at the end of a round with a defibrillator, and then go back OUT to revive a dead Survivor before the round closes.

So: carry a defib rather than a med kit, and when the team makes the safe room with a body left behind, step back out and use it.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS
Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge. · 1.5% of players
~One match
Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

This is the Steam Group / formed-team feature — you must play as a formed team (not a random pub side) and win a 4v4 Versus or Scavenge match.

Get four friends, form the team through the in-game team menu, and win a match.

WEDDING CRASHER
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding. · 1.5% of players
~Versus grind
As the Charger, smash a Survivor through 8 chairs at the wedding.

The wedding area is a Versus-map set piece with rows of chairs. As the Charger, grab a Survivor and drive them lengthwise THROUGH the rows so the chairs shatter.

Line up along the aisles rather than across them, and pick up as much run-up as the space allows so you plough through the maximum number of chairs.

PORT OF SCAVENGE
Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port. · 1.5% of players
~Cumulative
Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.

Simply play five complete Scavenge matches on The Port map. Leaving early does not count, so see each one through.

SACRIFIZZLE
As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves. · 1.5% of players
~Versus grind
As a Special Infected, incap a Survivor who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

The Sacrifice finale requires a Survivor to make a suicide run to the generator. As Infected, pin/incapacitate that Survivor mid-run.

Watch for the Survivor who breaks off and heads down alone — a Charger, Hunter, Smoker or Jockey on them at that moment gets it. Position ahead of the route rather than chasing.

ONE HIT WONDER
As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce. · 1.5% of players
~Versus grind
As the Hunter, land a 25-damage pounce.

Pounce damage scales with the height and distance you fall from — a maximum-damage pounce needs a long drop onto the target.

So: climb. Get onto rooftops, gantries, cranes and high ledges, wait for a Survivor to pass below and away from cover, and pounce down on them from as far up as you can. Learn each Versus map's high spots; that map knowledge is the whole achievement.

SHOTGUN WEDDING
Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty. · 1.2% of players
~Repeated attempts
Kill the Witch bride with one shotgun blast on Expert.

The Witch bride is the wedding-area Witch (The Passing). On Expert you must one-shot her with a shotgun — a crown.

To crown: approach quietly (flashlight off, walking), get right up close to her while she is still seated/sitting, aim at her head and fire the full blast point-blank before she stands. A pump/auto shotgun at contact range is the standard tool. If she stands up, the blast will not do enough and you have lost the attempt.

SUPREME SURVIVALIST
Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map. · 1.2% of players
~Repeated attempts
Survive 30 minutes on any official Survival map.

Thirty minutes is a long hold and needs a real team plan: a chokepoint the commons must funnel into, rotating who reloads, Molotovs to hold a lane, pipe bombs for Tank waves, and someone reviving fast.

Ammo and health management is what ends most runs — do not waste a med kit early. Pick the map your team is most comfortable defending and repeat.

PURE SATISFACTION
Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork. · 1.1% of players
~Cumulative
Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.

Both weapons are melee pickups from the later campaigns. Keep one equipped and make a point of meleeing Jockeys rather than shooting them.

Versus (where Jockeys spawn constantly) is far faster than co-op for this. Twenty is cumulative across matches.

THE LAST DASH
Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying. · 1.0% of players
~Repeated attempts
Finish The Last Stand in 13 minutes or less with nobody dying.

A speed run with a no-death clause. Everyone must survive AND you must beat the clock, so a wipe-and-retry mentality is required.

Practical approach: Easy difficulty, everyone sprints the route, ignore all optional fighting, use adrenaline for speed, and skip loot beyond what you need. Learn the fastest route in a practice run first, then do the timed attempt. Any death voids it, so an incapped teammate must be picked up immediately.

THE LAST FRONTIER
Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism. · 0.9% of players
~Several attempts
Survive The Last Stand on Expert Realism.

The hardest ruleset (Expert plus Realism) on The Last Stand.

Same rules as THE REAL DEAL: friendly fire is punishing so keep firing lanes clear, no silhouettes means constant voice callouts, avoid every Witch, and hold together. The lighthouse finale is the crunch point — bring a full loadout into it and use throwables to break Tank waves.

GOLDEN FREEMAN
Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps. · 0.9% of players
~Exploration
Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 Survival maps.

A hidden-object easter egg: golden crowbar melee weapons tucked away in the L4D1 Survival maps added to L4D2.

I cannot verify the exact hiding spots from the achievement text, so rather than guessing: check a community guide with screenshots for each map's spot, then pick the crowbar up. Use a private Survival lobby so you can explore without horde pressure.

SPITFIRE
Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter. · 0.9% of players
~Scavenge grind
Destroy 20 gas cans as the Spitter.

Spitter acid destroys gas cans on the ground. In Scavenge, spit onto the cans themselves (including the cluster at spawn and any a Survivor drops) rather than onto Survivors.

Twenty is cumulative — make destroying cans your priority every round you spawn as Spitter.

THE BIG TEN
Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival. · 0.7% of players
~Repeated attempts
Survive 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

Versus Survival: you must hold out for ten minutes while a human Infected team hunts you (rather than only the AI director).

Chokepoints matter even more here, since human Specials will coordinate. Keep the team tight, save throwables for Tank spawns, and expect a few attempts.

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH
Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map · 0.7% of players
~Many sessions
Get a bronze medal on every official Survival map.

A checklist: bronze on each official Survival map. Bronze is the shortest of the three times, so each individual map is manageable — it is the coverage that takes time.

Work through the map list one at a time; a chokepoint plan on each is all you need.

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER
Earn a silver medal on every official survival map. · 0.7% of players
~Many sessions
Get a silver medal on every official Survival map.

Silver on every official Survival map — a longer hold on each than bronze required.

By this point you want a regular team, per-map chokepoints, and disciplined throwable use. Do them one map per session rather than trying to grind through in one sitting.

KILLING SPREE
Earn a gold medal on every official survival map. · 0.7% of players
~Many sessions
Get a gold medal on every official Survival map.

The full Survival completion: gold on every official map. This is one of the game's biggest time investments.

It needs a coordinated four-player team with a rehearsed hold on each map — knowing the exact corner, who watches which lane, and when to spend Molotovs. Expect to repeat individual maps a lot.

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